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Saturday, 31 May 2014






Why its important to say bye to "Smoking"



1. About 8.6 million people in the U.S. have at least 1 serious illness that’s caused by smoking.
2. For every person that dies from a smoking-related disease, there are 20 more who suffer from at least 1 serious illness associated with smoking.
3. The CDC estimates that adult male smokers lose an average of 13.2 years of life and female smokers lose 14.5 years of life because of smoking. And given the diseases that smoking can cause, it can steal your quality of life long before you die.
4. Smoking is the cause of 1 in 5 deaths in the U.S. annually. And tobacco use is the leading preventable cause of death.
5. In 2012, 18.1% of Americans, 18 and older, were current smokers.
6. Every day over 3,200 teens, 18 and younger, smoke their first cigarette. And around 2,100 young people who were occasional smokers become daily.
7. A single cigarette contains over 4,800 chemicals, 69 of which are known to cause cancer. Secondhand smoke contains over 7,000 chemicals, including 70 cancer-causing chemicals.
8. In 2013, states will collect $25.7 billion from tobacco taxes and legal settlements but are spending less than 2 percent of that on tobacco control programs.
9. Investing 15 percent ($3.7 billion) of the $25.7 billion it would fund every state tobacco control program at CDC-recommended levels.
10. Every year, there are approximately 46,000 deaths from heart disease in people who are current non-smokers.
11. Smoking increases your risk of getting lung diseases like pneumonia, emphysema and chronic bronchitis. 
12. Cigarette smoking has been identified as the most important source of preventable morbidity and premature mortality in the United States and the world.

Saturday, 24 May 2014

"Life is too important to be taken seriously"
Oscar Wilde

Friday, 23 May 2014

"Never giveup there is no such thing as an ending just a new beginning"

Thursday, 22 May 2014

"You only live once but if you do it right once is enough"

"If ever there was a time to follow yourpassion and do something that matters to you now is certainly that time"

"May be its not about the happy ending,May be its about the story"

Saturday, 17 May 2014

What is Green ?

What is green and if it were to fall from a tree would kill you? A snooker table

"Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works."
Steve Jobs

Thursday, 15 May 2014

Compositon & Decomposition

Q: What happens to Composers when they die. A: They decompose

Wednesday, 14 May 2014





May 14, 2014 celebrate as receptionist day to reflect the importance and hard work of receptionist worldwide. Receptionists are considered as hard workers, which engage themselves to extreme level of work performance and organizational representation.



"Abbreviate"

Word Type   Verb

Meanings:                    1- Shorten, Cut short, Abridge
                                    2- Shorten (a word, phrase, or text).
                              3- To limit
                              4- Truncate

Usage:                         1- To abbreviate a speech.
                                    2- He abbreviated his first name to Susan.
                                    3- Math is abbreviation of mathematics.

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

How To Criticize

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

Monday, 12 May 2014

Man And Doctor

  A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this", and raises his arm. "Well, don't do it then", says the doctor.

Sunday, 11 May 2014

Penguin and Man
 
A man goes into the doctor with a penguin on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you?" and the penguin says "well doc, it started as this growth on my foot..."

Saturday, 10 May 2014

"Abate"


Word Type:  Verb

Meanings:     1- To reduce in amount, degree, or intensity
                    2-  Lessen, Subside
                    3- Minify,Decrease

Usage:         1- Inflationary pressures are abating
                   2- The wind abated
           
Urdu Meaning :      (کمی کرنا کم کرنا،ختم کرنا)

Horns and bells

Q. Why do cows have bells 
A. Because there horns dont work


"If you don,t feel it, you won't remember it." Bob Dickman

People ignoring me
PATIENT..Doctor , people keep ignoring me. DOCTOR...Next please.

  Tom Jones Syndrome

Patient : "Doctor I keep hearing "The green, green grass of home" in my head. Doctor : "That's called the Tom Jones Syndrome" Patient : "Is it common ?" Doctor : "It's not unusual.

Friday, 9 May 2014

"Abase"


Word Type:  Verb

Meanings:     1- behave in a way that belittles or degrades
                    2- To lower in rank
                    3- disgrace,degrade, take down


Usage:          I watched my colleagues abasing themselves before the board of trustees.

Urdu Meaning :  
نیچا دکھانا

Thursday, 8 May 2014

"Abandon"
Word Type:  Verb
Meanings:     Give up completely. Complete lack of inhibition or restraint
                    To leave completely and finally.

Usage:          I did not abandon my friends in trouble.US government abandoned the search for missing plane

Urdu Meaningترک کردینا,چھوڑ دینا

"By Coincident"

Meanings:    1- By chance
                   2- Accidentally
                   3- Unwillingly

Usage:        1- We just happened to be in the same place at the same time by coincidence
                  2-  By coincidence, she find me at mall with no time.


Urdu Meanings ( (اتفاق سے))

How do you catch a polar bear?

Q. How do you catch a polar bear?
A. You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.

Wednesday, 7 May 2014


"He Who opens a school door, closes a prison."
-Victor Hugo

"Freak Out"

Meanings:   1- to be or cause to be in a heightened emotional state, such as that of fear, anger, or excitement
                  2-Get Panic.
                  3-Feeling Afraid.
                  4-A manic, crazed feeling usually accompanied by some physical activity.

Usage:        "It's not the cops dude, don't freak out."
                  When he saw the accident, he freaked out"
                  I just freaked out, when i heard the news of his death.

Meanings In Urdu: (ڈر محسوس ہوتا,ڈر لگ رہا ہے,گھبراہٹ بن)

 Does Your Dog Bite?

A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.

Tuesday, 6 May 2014

"ABACK"
Word Type:  Adverb
Meanings:     Unexpected, Surprised, Towards or situated to the rear.Having unlimited
                    choices with a separate price for each item

Usage     :     He was taken aback by her caustic remarks.

Urdu Meaning :  حیران کن,غیر متوقع

"a priori"


Word Type:  Adjective (Latin)

Meanings:     1- Reasoning based on general principles
                    2- That is justified by arguments of a certain kind
                    3- Not based on prior study or examination
                    4- In a way based on theoretical deduction rather than empirical observation

Usage     :     Not Avaliable

"à la carte"
Word Type:  Adjective
Meanings:     Priced separately, With a separate price for each item on the menu.Having unlimited
                    choices with a separate price for each item

Usage     :     Not Avaliable



Meaning:    Either improve one's performance (or behaviour) or leave,
                  Do work hard or leave.(Commonly used by US Navy Forces)

Usage:    1- My boss told me I had to shape up or ship out, so I started working harder
              2-When I told my teenager that he needed to shape up or ship out, he looked at me and said,                         “What are you talking about?

Urdu Meaning :      (مشکل کام یا اسے چھوڑ کر)

Monday, 5 May 2014


Because you could not adjust with that feeling after some time of your relationship.All relations should be based on equal level of understanding and care.

"E-Quaintance"

Meaning:    Internet Friend

Usage:      I have many e-quaintances on Facebook and Twitter.

Meaning In Urdu ( انٹرنیٹ کے دوست)



Meaning:  To become calm and behave normally again after being angry or upset
                Become calm or regain control of your emotions

Usage:      Just pull yourself together. There's no point crying about it.
                I was so angry that he couldn't "PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER"

Meaning In Urdu ( دھیان سے ,پرسکون بننے کے لئے ,عام طور پر برتاؤ ,پرسکون ہو یا آپ کے جذبات کا کنٹرول دوبارہ حاصل)

Sunday, 4 May 2014


6 Ways to Say "Thanks"

I appreciate it
My Sincere Thanks
Thanks a Lot
I'm Grateful to You
 I'm much obliged
 Gracias