Saturday, 24 May 2014
"Life is too important to be taken seriously"Oscar Wilde
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Friday, 23 May 2014
"Never giveup there is no such thing as an ending just a new beginning"
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Thursday, 22 May 2014
"If ever there was a time to follow yourpassion and do something that matters to you now is certainly that time"
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Saturday, 17 May 2014
What is Green ?
What is green and if it were to fall from a tree would kill you? A snooker table
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Thursday, 15 May 2014
Compositon & Decomposition
Q: What happens to Composers when they die. A: They decompose
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Wednesday, 14 May 2014
May 14, 2014 celebrate as receptionist day to reflect the importance and hard work of receptionist worldwide. Receptionists are considered as hard workers, which engage themselves to extreme level of work performance and organizational representation.
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Tuesday, 13 May 2014
How To Criticize
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.
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Monday, 12 May 2014
Man And Doctor
A man goes to the doctor and says "Doctor, it hurts when I do this", and raises his arm. "Well, don't do it then", says the doctor.
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Sunday, 11 May 2014
Penguin and Man
A man goes into the doctor with a penguin on his head. The doctor says "What can I do for you?" and the penguin says "well doc, it started as this growth on my foot..."
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People ignoring me
PATIENT..Doctor , people keep ignoring me. DOCTOR...Next please.
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Tom Jones Syndrome
Patient : "Doctor I keep hearing "The green, green grass of home" in my head. Doctor : "That's called the Tom Jones Syndrome" Patient : "Is it common ?" Doctor : "It's not unusual.
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How do you catch a polar bear?
Q. How do you catch a polar bear?
A. You cut a hole in the ice and you put peas all round the edge and when the polar bear comes along and stops for a pea, you kick it in the ice hole.
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"Freak Out"
Meanings: 1- to be or cause to be in a heightened emotional state, such as that of fear, anger, or excitement
2-Get Panic.
3-Feeling Afraid.
4-A manic, crazed feeling usually accompanied by some physical activity.
Usage: "It's not the cops dude, don't freak out."
When he saw the accident, he freaked out"
I just freaked out, when i heard the news of his death.
Meanings In Urdu: (ڈر محسوس ہوتا,ڈر لگ رہا ہے,گھبراہٹ بن)
Does Your Dog Bite?
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite", the man replies "No my dog doesn't" The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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Meaning: Either improve one's performance (or behaviour) or leave,
Do work hard or leave.(Commonly used by US Navy Forces)
Usage: 1- My boss told me I had to shape up or ship out, so I started working harder
2-When I told my teenager that he needed to shape up or ship out, he looked at me and said, “What are you talking about?
Urdu Meaning : (مشکل کام یا اسے چھوڑ کر)
Meaning: To become calm and behave normally again after being angry or upset:
Become calm or regain control of your emotions
Usage: Just pull yourself together. There's no point crying about it.
I was so angry that he couldn't "PULL HIMSELF TOGETHER"
Meaning In Urdu ( دھیان سے ,پرسکون بننے کے لئے ,عام طور پر برتاؤ ,پرسکون ہو یا آپ کے جذبات کا کنٹرول دوبارہ حاصل)
Say No To Smoking Day